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alldarkgraves:

Deadpool has to be the greatest character ever in existence ever.

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laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

THANK YOU! IM 23 AND MARRIED AND FUCKING HAPPY. FUCK YOUR PARTY ID RATHER GET NAKED AND WATCH MOVIES NAKED AND MAKE NAKED GRILLED CHEESE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME. FUCKING HATERS.
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Happy Birthday Marilyn Monroe

(June 1, 1926 – August 5, 1962)

“She will go on eternally.”- Jackie Kennedy Onassis

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How I feel about Tumblr.

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I fucking love potato salad.

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vegan-garbage:

lunabriluna:

umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.

THIS

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lulz-time:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 

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Reblogged from Bite me.